「龙腾网」手工耿最新发明一台倒立式洗头机

互推小编 2023-05-15

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An upside-down hair-washing machine, Useless Edison s latest invention

手工耿最新发明一台倒立式洗头机

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Vikingdom

This is the ultimate definition of laziness and stupidity with a small dose of genius

这是懒惰和愚蠢的终极定义，还有一点点天才。B站 av60799042

Sticky Heart

Lol I love this guy...he is bizarrely entertaining

我爱这个人.他很有趣

Yeorum cassie

lazy person is the most creative human being

懒惰的人是最有创造力的人

Andre' Reposa

What a great torture device

多棒的刑具啊

zaphire 05

Exactly, just take out that breathing tube. or just turn the power off

没错，把呼吸管拿出来，或者把电源关掉

waiseee

or replace the water with acid

或者用酸来代替水

Maurice Hachache

@waiseee you're cruel

你们真残忍。

Karl Shrestha

But how bout the blood going to your damm brain?

但是血液流向你该死的大脑会怎么样？

林子倫

When Batman outsourced his R&D to China.

当蝙蝠侠把他的研发外包到中国

Hor Panha

U may call him useless but once his inventions spark

你可以说他没用，但他的发明点燃了火花。

Roxan Ss

This sounds to me like an episode of "1000 ways to die"

对我来说，这听起来像是"1000种死法"中的一集

Alt Tab Sequence

"Now you won't feel bored anymore while hanging upside down"

"现在你倒挂着就不会觉得无聊了"

Steffi

1940s : we will have flying cars, cure for any illness, brought back the dead, etc in the future

2019 : too lazy to wash your hair? Here's an upside down hairwashing machine

20世纪40年代: 未来我们会有飞行汽车，能治愈任何疾病，能让死人复活等等

2019年: 懒得洗头？这是一台倒置的洗发机

Mak Vinci

His idea must come from cleaning a mop

他的想法一定来自清洁拖把

Aris Yasa

Don't get your hair stuck boi

别把头发扎起来了

Hyeon - Ju

Something goes wrong and you end up dying "He died while washing his hair"

如果出了什么差错，你死定了。“他在洗头的时候死了”

Faxx

Imagine you forget the tube and accidentally drown yourself

想象一下，你忘了管子，不小心溺死了自己。

icecream270

He should work for the CIA.

他应该为中情局工作

델마Kessy

By the time you are done our face will look no different from the colour of a ripe tomato

当你洗完的时候，我们的脸看起来和成熟的西红柿没有什么不同。

Nat Glo

When the washing is done, you'll end up with dreadlock hair.

洗完以后，你会长出一头可怕的头发。

Aqua Princess

What if you have long hair and it gets stuck in the spinner.

如果你是长发，而且卡在了旋转机里怎么办

waiseee

I'm already drowning watching this

看着这个我已经快要窒息了

camille caumont

just never ever.;for once Chinese create something and don't copy

从来没有过，这一次中国人创造了东西，而不是模仿。

ಚೂಟಿ ನಗು

Amazing talented men. Really he think it differently.

有才华的男人。实际上他有不同的想法。

Abel LLL

Trump: i need to kidnap this man's kid and ban his products in America

特朗普: 我需要绑架这个男人的孩子，并在美国禁止他的产品

мαģιc

This is more like a torture device rather than a "Upside-down hair-washing machine". But cool invention though

这更像是一个折磨人的工具，而不是"倒置的洗头机"。但是很酷的发明。

sandeep sahu

Shows he really is useless Edison but I would like to try that machine once

表明他真的是没用的爱迪生，但我想试试那台机器。

Vidserver

People will get their hair stuck or chop off by the blades one day. Trust me on that.

总有一天，人们的头发会被刀片卡住或者剪掉，相信我

Raff Eller

in china,some times the town loses power in rainy 。so,the person who used the machine will handstand for a long time.

在中国，有时候小镇会因为下雨而停电。所以，使用机器的人会倒立很长时间

Leigh Quimbo

Can you please make a swiper for eyeglasses? It's rainy season here in Ph and I need it hahaa

你能帮我刷一下眼镜吗？这里是雨季，我需要它，哈哈

mohamad ikmal naim mutaza

He know how to invent thing like that.. He deserve a clap lol

他知道怎样发明那样的东西，他应该获得掌声，哈哈

PaperParody

It's all fun and games until the machine goes wrong and drowns you This is dangerous

这一切都是有趣的游戏，直到机器出故障，淹死你，这很危险。

nesting dolls filled with rainwater

Imagine looking outside and seeing your neighbor doing this

想象一下向外看时，看到你的邻居正在这样做。

Toomany. UwUs.

he's great someone pls give him a raise or an opportunity for g o o d n e s s s a k e

他是个很棒人，要么给他加薪，要么给他个机会

Almost Perfect

That is pretty dangerous lol

这是相当危险的哈哈

N F

It seems the raising table machine is more useful than the hair washing machine. It can be used as a sit up exercise at different angles (0 to 90 degrees)

看起来升降台机比洗头机更有用。它可用作不同角度（0-90度）的仰卧起坐运动。

Tropical Orange

This is what the future looks like, boys!

这就是未来的样子，孩子们！

xX Zodiac Xx

I think he will get sick cuz the blood pressure will go up

我想他会生病的，因为血压会上升

blissful pup

I dont about others, but I would love to try this

我不关心别人，但是我想试试这个

mybraincurrentlyloggedoff

I am too lazy to build this thing, i' rather wash my hair in normal way

我懒得做这个东西，我宁愿用正常的方式洗头

Intion

I would probably pass out if I was upside down for that long

如果我倒立那么长时间，我可能会晕倒

Angelica Taylor

He doesn't use shampoo or conditioner at all???? LOL

他根本不用洗发水或护发素？哈哈

Hannah Moon

my blood pressure will explode

我的血压会爆炸。

yunojoy

I need this

我需要这个

sdm465

Upside down wash? A hair-raising experience!

倒置洗头？惊险然的经历

Alexander

That is really useful.. IN PRISON..

这真的很有用，在监狱里。

Introvert_ scribe

Nah, I'm too lazy to excert strength trying to stay upside down.

不，我懒得锻炼力量来保持头朝下

Omi Shiro

I would buy this machine.... Where do we get that...

我要买这台机器，我们从哪里能买到那个..

Chloe Denise Sardina

Looking forward to buy it tho I just noticed it will be harder to breath...

尽管如此，我还是很期待能买到，我刚注意到这样呼吸会更困难..

Chernille

Imagine walking into a salon and seeing everyone upside down

想象一下走进一家美发厅，看到每个人都倒立着

CAJ

What happens if you drop the breathing tube

如果你呼吸管掉了会发生什么

anthtan

Holding the user upside-down, head underwater ... - what could possibly go wrong?

把使用者头朝下，头朝下...-还能出什么问题呢？

Real Me.

I think this is quite common in japan. Every invention starts with useless stuff first but dont get shocked when china got high technological invention better than ur country in the future

我认为这在日本很常见。每一项发明都是从无用的东西开始的，但是当中国未来的高科技发明比我们的国家更好的时候，不要感到震惊

Melanie Balanzar

He has amazing hair just saying

他的头发很漂亮

Junn Kit Wong

instead of blower, should shake the entire body to remove water.

不应该用吹风机，应该摇动整个身体来干晾水分

gurjinder singh

I like it... But my hair only 5cm at most

我喜欢... 但我的头发最多只有5厘米

ddundeez

Itchy gone headache comes,, because all the blood went down to the head